Release Day for How Not To Date An Alien from Changeling Press

WOOT! Today is a good day! It’s so good, in fact, that I have decided to hold a contest! *g*
Today is the release day for How Not to Date an Alien…so…..
Send me your best reason not to date the cheeky little bugger…be as funny, frank, or as raunchy as you want! The winner receives a free copy of Alien and a gift basket made by me (I am kind of famous for the things *g*) including your very own custom made Alien repellent/attraction hat!
Sounds good?
Well, send your reason to and a panel of distinguished judges…hmm…a panel of judges will select the winning reason. *g*
Good Luck!!!